Why did I spend six hours watching movies on Lifetime
last night? I saw a movie A House in the Hills
, A Cry in the Night
and A Mother's Justice
. Each one was worse than the one before!
Why did it take me so long to learn how to make an egg white omelet? It's so easy to do and actually tastes good and I don't like eggs!
Who coined Brad Pit and Angelina Jolie's relationship: Brangelina? It sounds like an odd fiber supplement!
Why did I place two orders last week after publicly declaring that I was no longer going to buy anything until the fall?
Why didn't I measure the vanilla I added to the strawberry ice cream? It now tastes more like vanilla than strawberry!
When did Walmart start selling the 17 oz. container of Tony Chachere's Seasoning?