¡Ombligo!

My sister was telling me last week how Denver County now has a ban on pit bulls. They have rounded up almost four hundred of the animals and have euthanized the majority of them. Clearly there has been a rise on human attacks by pit bulls but I don't know if that is really the answer. I was attacked once by a dog while walking to school years ago, but I don't have a personal vendetta against pit bulls myself. I do have a personal vendetta against roosters however.

Years ago someone in my neighborhood decided to get a rooster. There has to be a law against this somewhere as I always believed that you had to live in a rural area to have farm animals. Afterall, isn't a rooster a farm animal? I mean what use is a rooster in the city anyhow?

Anyhow, this fucking rooster every morning with it's fucking cock-a-doodle-doo over and over before the sun even rises. I once couldn't sleep and counted the seconds that it took before he started up again, before I knew it two hours passed by and still he didn't stop!

You'd think after the sun is out the rooster would stop! Oh no, fucking rooster keeps at it over and over again all fucking day long! I have no idea who owns the freaking animal but if I catch that stupid ass rooster I'm going to pluck the shit out of it!