Ipitythefool ring photographed with a mini bottle of Lulu Guinness.
A few days ago I ordered this Amethyst Double Jali Ring
from Overstock.com, I really wasn't sure if I'd like it or not but couldn't wait for it to arrive.
And arrive it did! This ring is HUGE! This ring walks in the room ten minutes before I do! Seriously, this ring is almost as big as a bottle of Lulu Guinness
I didn't read the measurements of the ring before purchasing it and was expecting something much smaller. This ring is so incredibly garish that I'd be a fool not to wear it!
This ring also serves a purpose as it's rather heavy and can easily be transformed into a weapon. I somehow doubt I'd ever have to use it as such as once people see me wearing this ring they know that I'm out to kick some ass.
I pity the fool who messes with the girl wearing this ring! I pity the fool!
Upon this ring I bestow the name: Ipitythefool.